Brains scare me

I'm having a super relaxed Saturday afternoon and would love to make this one of the best three day weekends ever! I'm not experienced at all with these Craigslist ads (at least that’s what my girlfriend thinks), in fact every time I've ever tired to post something here, the only responses I've received were from ads and spambots, which I know are really all I deserve, but oh well... I hope I can turn that around today!

I'm 35 years old, in good shape and looking for a good time (came up with that one by myself!!). I'm looking for a lovely lady that wants a little attention this evening (and with my equipment, I mean little). Lonely moms and housewives, mature ladies, thick girls, are what I prefer ( I mean thick in the head – brains scare me!!) ... I'm clean, I strictly believe in safe sex and I'm open to meeting somewhere for a drink and a little chit chat to break the ice (little again). My place is quiet, there's always a drink on hand and I'm definitely 420 friendly if that's your thing. There's even a pool here if you want to take a dip (is this starting to sound desperate?). I like a woman who is aggressive and isn't afraid to say what she wants, as long as it matches exactly what I want. Me? If I end the weekend and get a little oral action in the process ( little, heh heh), I'll go back to work on Tuesday with a huge smile on my face – at least something’s huge!. I'm looking for something this evening, so this gives us plenty of time to exchange pics (and please send me your real picture – I won’t be) & have a conversation - I'm on AIM and Yahoo instant messenger. Let's talk a little (heh)!

Submitted by Chris K.