Craigslist 'Casual Encounters' Personal Ad Cheating Boyfriend Fun Revenge Payback

The original craigslist.org 'Casual Encounters' personal ad (one of them, anyway) my cheating boyfriend -- oops, I mean EX-boyfriend -- placed is below. Since he claims he never met anyone as a result of this, I thought perhaps a rewrite of his ad might make cheating more successful for him in the future. Rewrites were collected from a number of people and the creative results will be posted as I get permission from the authors to do so. Submit your rewrite today by clicking here. Thanks to all for your submissions - let's read!

4th weekend needs some fireworks!

I'm having a super relaxed Saturday afternoon and would love to make this one of the best three day weekends ever! I'm not experienced at all with these Craigslist ads, in fact every time I've ever tired to post something here, the only responses I've received were from ads and spambots. I hope I can turn that around today!

I'm 35 years old, in good shape and looking for a good time. I'm looking for a lovely lady that wants a little attention this evening. Lonely moms and housewives, mature ladies, thick girls, are what I prefer ... I'm clean, I strictly believe in safe sex and I'm open to meeting somewhere for a drink and a little chit chat to break the ice. My place is quiet, there's always a drink on hand and I'm definitely 420 friendly if that's your thing. There's even a pool here if you want to take a dip. I like a woman who is aggressive and isn't afraid to say what she wants. Me? If I end the weekend and get a little oral action in the process, I'll go back to work on Tuesday with a huge smile on my face. I'm looking for something this evening, so this gives us plenty of time to exchange pics & have a conversation - I'm on AIM and Yahoo instant messenger. Let's talk!

Sunday, August 29, 2010

I'm not talking about that bullshit chit-chat

4th weekend needs some fireworks!

I'm super bored this Saturday afternoon, because I don’t have any friends, and would love to use you to make this one of the best three day weekends ever! I'm not successful at all with these Craigslist ads, in fact every time I've ever tired (whoops! That should be tried, because there’s nothing tired about this ad!) to post something here, the only responses I've received were from ads and spambots. I hope you’re desperate enough to turn that around today!

I'm 35 years old (going on 19 emotionally, but that’s totally awesome, right?), in good shape (round is a shape) and looking for a good time. I'm looking for a lovely lady (back off, bros) that wants a little attention this evening. Lonely moms and housewives, mature ladies, thick girls, are what I prefer ...because the lonely and the elderly are easy, ya know what I mean?  I'm clean, I strictly believe in safe sex and I'm open to meeting somewhere dark (soft lighting being so flattering for the aged) for a drink and a little chit chat to break the ice. My place is quiet, there's always a drink on hand (at least, there’s always one in my hand) and I'm definitely 420 friendly if that's your thing. There's even a pool here if you want to take a dip. I like a woman who is aggressive and isn't afraid to say what she wants, as long as what she wants isn’t honesty - my girlfriend is a pain in the ass about that. Me? If I end the weekend and get a little oral action (and I’m not talking about that bullshit chit-chat I charmed you with earlier) in the process, I'll go back to work on Tuesday with a huge smile on my face. I'm looking for something this evening (just this evening and not tomorrow morning, when my girlfriend I are having breakfast - it would be awkward for you to join us), so this gives us plenty of time to exchange pics & have a conversation - I'm on AIM and Yahoo instant messenger. Let's talk, but fast, because you’ve got some gettin’ down to get to!

Submitted by Brenda K
Posted by Rewrite My Ex at 11:05 AM

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