Craigslist 'Casual Encounters' Personal Ad Cheating Boyfriend Fun Revenge Payback

The original craigslist.org 'Casual Encounters' personal ad (one of them, anyway) my cheating boyfriend -- oops, I mean EX-boyfriend -- placed is below. Since he claims he never met anyone as a result of this, I thought perhaps a rewrite of his ad might make cheating more successful for him in the future. Rewrites were collected from a number of people and the creative results will be posted as I get permission from the authors to do so. Submit your rewrite today by clicking here. Thanks to all for your submissions - let's read!

4th weekend needs some fireworks!

I'm having a super relaxed Saturday afternoon and would love to make this one of the best three day weekends ever! I'm not experienced at all with these Craigslist ads, in fact every time I've ever tired to post something here, the only responses I've received were from ads and spambots. I hope I can turn that around today!

I'm 35 years old, in good shape and looking for a good time. I'm looking for a lovely lady that wants a little attention this evening. Lonely moms and housewives, mature ladies, thick girls, are what I prefer ... I'm clean, I strictly believe in safe sex and I'm open to meeting somewhere for a drink and a little chit chat to break the ice. My place is quiet, there's always a drink on hand and I'm definitely 420 friendly if that's your thing. There's even a pool here if you want to take a dip. I like a woman who is aggressive and isn't afraid to say what she wants. Me? If I end the weekend and get a little oral action in the process, I'll go back to work on Tuesday with a huge smile on my face. I'm looking for something this evening, so this gives us plenty of time to exchange pics & have a conversation - I'm on AIM and Yahoo instant messenger. Let's talk!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

I'll take arms against a sea of fidelity

To cheat, or not to cheat—is that even a question?
Sure, it’s nobler in the mind to suffer
A lonely Saturday without my girlfriend
But I’ll take arms against a sea of fidelity
And by posting a skeevy Craig’s List ad, end it. To masturbate--
No more--and by finding a pudgy old woman I’ll end
My heartache, and dream of the thousand blowjobs
That my small penis should be heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To cheat, to fuck!
To fuck, perchance, a thick lonely housewife
For in these dirty trysts, what diseases may come?
That I can pass along to my trusting girlfriend
But that doesn’t give me pause
While conscience does make cowards of most of us,
I’ve discovered I have no conscience
So, your place or mine?

Posted by Rewrite My Ex at 6:17 AM
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