Craigslist 'Casual Encounters' Personal Ad Cheating Boyfriend Fun Revenge Payback

The original craigslist.org 'Casual Encounters' personal ad (one of them, anyway) my cheating boyfriend -- oops, I mean EX-boyfriend -- placed is below. Since he claims he never met anyone as a result of this, I thought perhaps a rewrite of his ad might make cheating more successful for him in the future. Rewrites were collected from a number of people and the creative results will be posted as I get permission from the authors to do so. Submit your rewrite today by clicking here. Thanks to all for your submissions - let's read!

4th weekend needs some fireworks!

I'm having a super relaxed Saturday afternoon and would love to make this one of the best three day weekends ever! I'm not experienced at all with these Craigslist ads, in fact every time I've ever tired to post something here, the only responses I've received were from ads and spambots. I hope I can turn that around today!

I'm 35 years old, in good shape and looking for a good time. I'm looking for a lovely lady that wants a little attention this evening. Lonely moms and housewives, mature ladies, thick girls, are what I prefer ... I'm clean, I strictly believe in safe sex and I'm open to meeting somewhere for a drink and a little chit chat to break the ice. My place is quiet, there's always a drink on hand and I'm definitely 420 friendly if that's your thing. There's even a pool here if you want to take a dip. I like a woman who is aggressive and isn't afraid to say what she wants. Me? If I end the weekend and get a little oral action in the process, I'll go back to work on Tuesday with a huge smile on my face. I'm looking for something this evening, so this gives us plenty of time to exchange pics & have a conversation - I'm on AIM and Yahoo instant messenger. Let's talk!

Monday, August 30, 2010

My hands are tired

Hi, it's looking like it's going to be one hell of a long, lonely 3-day weekend filled with nothing but my own miserable company. My goal is to get a blow job, because my hands are tired and my girlfriend was smart enough to dump my sorry, lying ass. I am targeting lonely moms, housewives, and fat chicks because I think you have no self-esteem and are desperate enough to do anything to please a man. I'm an unattractive, pudgy, self-centered, immature 35 yr old man who drinks too much. What more could a woman want? I'll meet you somewhere, pretend I'm interested in you, get you drunk or stoned, and tell you that I'll wear a condom so you'll come home with me.  I like aggressive women because I'm lazy, and I don't really care about you at all, I just want to get blown and fall asleep. You can let yourself out the door. Charming? That's me.
Posted by Rewrite My Ex at 4:58 PM

2 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 30, 2010 at 6:19 PM

    Just reading the heading got me chuckling to myself ... I'm thinking the X will truly identify with this rewrite - great work!!!

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    I just about DIED laughing at this one!!!!

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